tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89464225882466468172009-09-10T09:20:49.035-07:00LiquidSaladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04636728899439082234noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8946422588246646817.post-3517685697615484792008-04-26T20:47:00.000-07:002008-04-26T20:48:10.280-07:00Late at night the creepy gnome<br />Peeks through your window and<br />Enters your home<br />Hobbles around your house and leers<br />Then hides under the stairs<br />And drinks your beers<br />Steals your iPod and your cash<br />Licks your bong<br />And smokes your stash<br />Fondles your mom and rapes your dad<br />He’d fuck a goat<br />If that’s all you had<br />Rubs his warty face on your tongue<br />Then pinches your nipples<br />Til morning comes<br />Stands at your bed<br />In the early morn<br />Gives you a kiss<br />Then steals your porn <br />Beware of the goddamn gimpy gnome<br />One night he’ll find you<br />While you’re out and alone<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8946422588246646817-351768569761548479?l=liquidsalad.blogspot.com'/></div>LiquidSaladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04636728899439082234noreply@blogger.com0